joshpeck:

troyler-oakllet:

joshpeck:

give me attention

no

jokes on u bc u just gave me attention damn wassup how u feel

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

vinebox:

Actually Me

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

boys are very cute but they are evil

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

yn;