well? can he????
i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks
this will never be not funny.
new life motto
*wakes up from coma*
teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that