710642:

well? can he????

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

arctick-monkeys:

new life motto

inbalanced:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

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